My Emergency Citrus Pocket is Empty

Twelve Scottish cricketers in the Sahara Desert wearing swimsuits and carrying a fire engine

ebilflindas:

1969. The birth of the internet. The world is changed forever. Who knows what this new marvelous invention will bring us years from now? What will the future bring us? The possibilities are endless!

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geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

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So, there’s been a reference to each Doctor’s era in chronological order since The Rings of Akhaten. If this holds true, there should be a mention of Six’s in Nightmare in Silver, and Seven’s in the finale…

(Source: timelordsandladies, via doctorwho)

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

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thegreenhermione:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef” 

thegreenhermione:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now

None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef” 

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