My Emergency Citrus Pocket is Empty

Twelve Scottish cricketers in the Sahara Desert wearing swimsuits and carrying a fire engine

I feel mike I kinda deserve most drunk rusty of the night tonight. We came close to winning the civil war tournament and then lost a game of beer pong and I’m still so hammered I’m sitting on the bathroom floor and someone wants in.

Okay, so I’m on about 6 hours of sleep, caffeine, weed, and a significant amount of alcohol. This may be the best night (in SLO) of the year.

So that’s what it feels like to sit on a bench for an hour getting increasingly infuriated.

“What if…” Movies reimagined for another time & place…

Many of these posters can be purchased at http://stultsified.bigcartel.com Awhile back a friend of mine forwarded me a site (http://hartter.blogspot.com/2009/11/misc.html) where artist Sean Hartter made posters of films that, title wise, we were familiar with, but there was a slight difference; they were remade as if they belonged to a different era or a different genre, the name of the movie was there, but the actors were different, the style was different, and I loved the concept. So I went forward with this theme; what if movies we were all familiar with were made in a different slice of time? Who would be in it? Who would direct it? So here we are…

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