My Emergency Citrus Pocket is Empty

Twelve Scottish cricketers in the Sahara Desert wearing swimsuits and carrying a fire engine

girouxtiful:

pre-apocalypse:

vesticle:

AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG 

Are you fucking kidding me that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: poyzn, via buttparades)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via brahkyoin)

meyouandmiyu:

disney-is-our-home:

OKAY LOOK AT THAT HE GLANCES UP BEFORE GOING TO STOP HIM. HE GLANCES UP AT THE GIANT ICE CHANDELIER THING AND MOVES THE GUYS ARM TOWARD IT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE’S HOPING IT WILL FALL ON HER AND HE WILL STILL APPEAR TO BE THE GOOD GUY FOR TRYING TO STOP THE DUDE FROM SHOOTING HER WHEN ALL ALONG HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HER ANYWAYS

Dammit Disney

(Source: holytaxaccountant, via theofficialariel)

archatlas:

Sail Bench Les Ateliers Guyon

"Located in Vercheres, a small village near Montreal, this monument honors the first founders of the village who arrived by wind and water in the region in 1740. Users can then sit on thoses park benches and relive the history of Vercheres in its beginning ."

(via architectureuberalles)